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1 rule : Better be funny

Q: When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other?
A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead.

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a white elephant?
Tickle it pink, hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun

lmfao

Sausage and an egg in a frying pan,
The sausage turns to the egg and says "cor, it's hot in here",
The egg then replies "holy shit, a talking sausage".

Loool

Impossible to please.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman walked into a bar. The barman turned to the three and said "is this some kind of joke?".

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
She couldn't find the 10 key.