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1 rule : Better be funny
Q: When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other?
A: There are more geese on that side.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a white elephant?
Tickle it pink, hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun
lmfao
1 rule : Better be funny
Q: When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other?
A: There are more geese on that side.
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: He was dead.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a white elephant?
Tickle it pink, hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun
lmfao